Actual Newspaper Headlines

•	Must sell, sell.  I reduce the price to $2500 for quick sale, for appointment call Rob.
•	lnclude Your Children when Baking Cookies
•	Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash Expert Says 
•	Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 
•	Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 
•	Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 
•	Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
•	British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 
•	Eye Drops Off Shelf 
•	Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 
•	CIinton Wins on Budget But More Lies Ahead
•	Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
•	Plane Too Close to Ground Crash Probe Told
•	Miners Refuse to Work after Death
•	Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
•	Stolen Painting Found by Tree
•	Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter 
•	Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years 
•	War Dims Hope for Peace 
•	lf Strike Isn't Settled Quickly It May Last a While 
•	Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 
•	Deer Kill 17,000 
•	Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 
•	Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 
•	Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 
•	Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge 
•	New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 
•	Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 
•	Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 
•	Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood 
•	Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
•	New Vaccine May Contain Rabies 
•	Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 
•	Kids must be shot by monday 
•	Water houseplants when soil is dry 
•	Psychopaths unpredictable 
•	There are no mistakes in this hedline
•	Doctor Testifies in Horse Suit
•	Tuna Biting Off Washington Coast
•	Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
•	Car repairman charged with battery.
•	Thought for the day: The best exercise -- reach down and pull someone up. Sponsored by Petersen Funeral Home.
•	Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says
•	Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
•	Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted
•	Drunk gets nine months in violin case
•	Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents
•	Farmer Bill dies in house
•	Iraqi head seeks arms
•	Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
•	Stud tires out
•	Prostitutes appeal to Pope
•	Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over
•	Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
•	British left waffles on Falkland Islands
•	Lung cancer in women mushrooms
•	Eye drops off shelf
•	Teacher strikes idle kids
•	Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead
•	Squad helps dog bite victim
•	Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66
•	Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
•	Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
•	Miners refuse to work after death
•	Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
•	Stolen painting found by tree
•	Two soviet ships collide, one dies
•	2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
•	Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
•	Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
•	Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84
•	War dims hope for peace
•	If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
•	Cold wave linked to temperatures
•	Enfields couple slain; Police suspect homicide